The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
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A good thing...
I am getting 477 miles to a tank of gas in my new car! Yay!
A not so good thing...
My German Shepherd puppy Pepper is in heat and my male dog Rascal who is fixed, knows he should be doing something other than being Peppers bitch. =0)
A wonderful thing...
Stuccoman competely painted my livingroom in designer colors and I love it! I may post some pictures after I put everything back on the walls. He painted one wall an accent color that is called cherry cola and it is gorgeous!
A not so wonderful thing...
I forgot to ask stuccoman to put a drop of vanilla into the paint so we have all been high on paint fumes for the last two days! =0)
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Our hearts and prayers are still with those victims and their families at Virginia Tech. Such a sad and senseless tragedy.
Please remember that Cho Seung-Hui does not represent all Koreans. He was one man who was mentally ill and should not be held as the poster child for all of Korea's culture, morals and values. I'm just sayin..
I hope your week is going well, take care everyone! Comments are always appreicated.
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