Friday, October 12, 2007

Male or Female?

How quickly the years pass!


Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ;0)


Have a good night everyone!

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Holding on For Life

Welcome to my world.

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Monday, October 08, 2007

Hunky Monday

Photo Source: Miss Cellania

Photo source: SFC

"Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing?"
Henry David Thoreau (1817–1862), U.S. philosopher, author, naturalist.

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Have a great week everyone! :0)

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N Posted by Rain at 10/08/2007 12:41:00 AM