Friday, October 12, 2007

Male or Female?

How quickly the years pass!




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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ;0)

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Have a good night everyone!

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N Posted by Rain at 10/12/2007 12:02:00 AM

6 Comments

  • Blogger Hale McKay posted at 10:42 PM  
    I've seen this one before - and it is STILL funny! Thanks for the chuckle.

    I trust all is well with you.
  • Blogger vandamonium posted at 9:10 AM  
    Good one. Thanks for the chuckle.
  • Blogger aka_Monty posted at 12:39 PM  
    HAHA! I loved that--I've not seen it before. :)

    Also, photocopiers can make things seem larger than they actually are.

    If you know what I mean. *wink*
  • Blogger Kilroy_60 posted at 1:55 PM  
    This was a great post, I got a good laugh from it.

    You've been in top form of late, I must say. 8-)

    C'mon by to visit when you get a chance...check out the "special edition link exchange carnival". You'll see I made sure you got a great spot.

    Will look forward to hear more from you.

    Cheers!
  • Blogger Brian posted at 7:37 AM  
    Haha! Too funny.

    I hope you are having a great weekend dahling!
  • Blogger TECH posted at 6:48 PM  
    LOL! Thank you! I needed a laugh today!
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