I did what you told me ... I sent the email to 10 people like you said .. I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .
To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT WORKED! Next time, could you please just send your treasure, Rum, chocolate, Bodice Daggers or Flintlocks instead! Thank you!
It’s been a long time. In the last year my life has turned upside down with twists and turns with never a dull moment. I want you to know that I am under doctors care, I am tested regularly and my health has improved. I have made changes in my eating habits and I am trying to exercise more. My medications have changed and been drastically reduced to lower levels and as a result I have lost weight. Although I have not lost one ounce from my derriere. I know this because I just checked in the mirror. It is a curse I tell you!
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My sex drive is still in high gear and has increased with the reduction or elimination of certain medications. My love life is…you see, I am dating three men and all of them know about the other. Yes, you read that right. There is this one man and his name is Pirate. I met him at my cousins house when I was nine years old. We both surfed, rode skateboards and were straight A students. By the time we graduated high school, he had two children in two different ports. When I was twenty two, I made the mistake of getting married to my now ex. At that time Pirate was livin’ a pirates life to the fullest. I have had the most romantic, sensual and erotic sexual experiences of my life with Pirate. Yo, ho, Yo, ho, A Pirates Life for Me.
Then there is this other man and his name is D.T. We met at a July 4th picnic almost three years ago. D.T is very successful, quick witted and every time I look into his eyes, my knees melt right out from under me. We have many things in common, the love of the arts, music and we belong to the same church. We both volunteer and support I Love a Clean San Diego. http://www.ilacsd.org/ Did I mention that he owns his own jet? Mile. High. Baby!
Finally another man named LJ. I met him at a dinner party on Christmas Eve two years ago. LJ is a rugged, hard working man that loves horses. He comes from a huge family, is sincere, brutally honest and is not afraid to take a risk. We share many of the same passions, such as cooking, dancing and a very vivid imagination behind closed doors. Just thinking about it makes my toes curl. Hmmm…
Now my father is 77 years old and he thinks my dating these men makes me a hussy because I don’t want to get married. ;0) I’ve been there, done that and I am not ready to try it again. I like being single and I have reminded my father that I reserve the right to change my mind at any time in the future. And that gives my dad hope and he says that is all he clinging too.
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Coming to terms with the fact that my son Rusty may never get out of jail has proven to be the hardest path I have ever walked. The fact that Rusty has two strikes against him under California law makes it so much easier for Rusty get his third strike on the inside. Rusty is in the hole and has been for three months for getting into a fight. Fighting that leads to injury in prison is a felony in State of California. The DA’s office is still trying to decide if they will prosecute him on a felony or drop it completely. This means his security level will climb to a level 3 or 4 and they will transfer him accordingly. I just hope that they don’t transfer him to Pelican Bay or Corcoran. I feel as though I am the one that has been sentenced and hung out to dry. Fuckityfuck, that is the life of being a prison mama.
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There have been a lot of changes in my house hold in the last three months. For the first time I spent Christmas Day completely free of children and teenagers. My youngest son Rainman spent Christmas with his girlfriends family more than two hundred miles away. The twins Joe and Justin stayed with their sister up in Northern California. I thought I would get depressed waking up on Christmas morning with no one here except my two dogs Rascal and Pepper. That was not the case, I actually enjoyed the time alone before heading out to spend the evening with friends.
In January I was given notice that Joe and Justin had finally saved enough money to move out and get an apartment together. I have had the both of them in my care since they were eleven years old and it makes a momma proud even though I am not their “real mom”. I am also looking forward to my monthly grocery bills being cut in half. And my water, gas and electric bills… Just the thought of walking into my laundry room and being able to see the floor is a wonderful thing.
Speaking of Rainman, he is starting Junior College in the Spring. He has taken all of the entrance exams and they have set up a schedule complete with tutors to help him. When he was a child the so called experts told me he would never read or write over a third grade level. I told them they were wrong and before I die he would read at a eighth grade level or higher. When I think of all the obstacles that Rainman has faced and the reluctance of the school board to provide him the materials and programs that he would need to achieve that goal…I now know it was the hardest fight we have ever fought as a family. That dream is becoming a reality and I cry tears of joy just thinking about it. Now if I can just get Rainman to understand that the floor is not the biggest shelf in the house I can die a happy woman.
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Our hearts and prayers go out to the Dubois family, may they find their daughter Amber safe and unharmed.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. The typical 20% or more if the service is really good
Q. What food could you eats every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: I can't think of anything I could eat every day for two weeks without getting sick
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?A. Sun-dried tomatoes, asiago cheese, bacon and chicken. Trust me, that combination is awesome.*
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter (real, not the synthetic stuff) and shredded cheese
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: The Disney Villain’s Halloween Photo
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Two. One in the family room and one in Rainmans room
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Three babies :)
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. In 2004
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A large tool box
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope
BULLSH*TOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No. I already try to live each day as though it were my last. Knowing the day wouldn’t really change anything for me.*
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I would switch my first name Jeni with my middle name Raen
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Cobalt blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Why yes I have and it is always intentional ;o)
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Yes. I tried by giving CPR until the ambulance arrived unfortunately he was pronounced DOA.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes, when I was involved in a car accident as a child. My mother's car was teetering on the edge of an embankment and I was pulled out of the car by a Hells Angel seconds before it rolled down the side.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I would never accept money for a kiss unless it was for charity. For the record I have kissed four women and one of those was the best kiss I've ever had ;0)
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Are you frikkin serious, hell no. I’m kind of attached to my body parts.*
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes. I would miss me Pirate Queen however I would continue to write in my personal journals.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. It would depend on the magazine; if it were from Picture, B&W: Black & White or Selvedge then my answer would be a definite yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. After reading a story about a guy who died doing that. I think I’ll pass.*
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It’s tempting. But I don’t really think you can put a value on someone’s life.*
I got this "meme" from my friend Benita in an email. I am not going to tag anyone however please feel free to use it yourself.
I am: really concerned about the economy I think: I live within my means I know: that I am worthy I want: to have sex I have: danced with the devil in the pale moonlight I wish: i could hug my mother again I hate: when people look me in the eye and lie their asses off I will: help someone in trouble I miss: my son Rusty I fear: loosing my sanity I feel: like I could use my rabbit right now I hear: the news on the TV I smell: the 47 rose bushes in my yard I crave: sex I search: for the daughter I gave up for adoption I wonder: if he is thinking of me right now I regret: I do not regret anything. Life is too short I love: the simple pleasures in life I ache: for sexual pleasure I am not: perfect however parts of me are incredible ;o) I imagine: myself having sex in odd places. I believe: in me. If I don't then I cannot believe in anything I dance: all of the time I sing: not so much. I can't carry a tune I cry: rarely and I know it is not healthy I don’t always: think of sex I fight: for what I believe in I write: my name in the sand I win: most of the time. I am extremely competitive I lose: my self control while in mania I am never: late I never: hurt someone intentionally I always: want to be treated with respect I confuse: my wants with my needs and I am working on it I listen: to all kinds of music I can usually be found: at Crystal Pier in Pacific Beach I am scared: rodents, any type of bug or creepy thing I need: to get my medications adjusted I am happy: when I can close a case and justice is served
Quote for the day....
"In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds. "~Aristotle
This weekend I found out that my cousin Rob and his wife Carol have lost their home in foreclosure. They have three children, two dogs, a parrot and according to their bank statement they have $45.00 in the bank. They are now living in a homeless shelter until they can save enough money to get a place of their own.
This is breaking my heart, folks.
I want to "fix" this difficult situation because I am a "fixer". I want to wave my magic wand and make everything better if only for the kids sake. They would have their own bedrooms, toys and most of all their pets back. Their children would be back in school with their friends and eating home cooked meals instead of standing in a food line.
ARRGH!
I understand that children are resilient and this experience will teach them how to solve problems and make decisions. Hopefully it will help them deal effectively with both success and failure while encouraging self-discipline, self-control, and responsibility. I know it will promote compassion and interpersonal skills making them better adults in the future.
Still it is a hard lesson for their kids because they have no control over what happens to them. **sniff**
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While walking down the street one day a US
senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St.
Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.
'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We
seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you.'
'No problem, just let me in,' says
the senator.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders
from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day
in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.'
'Really, I've made up my mind. I want
to be in heaven,' says the senator.
'I'm sorry, but we have our
rules.'
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the
elevator and he goes down,, to hell. The doors open and he
finds himself in the middle of a green golf Course. In the
distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all
his Friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress.
They run to greet him, shake his Hand, and reminisce about
the good times they had while getting rich at the Expense of
the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then
dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a
very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling
jokes. They are having such a good time that before he
Realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and
waves while the elevator rises ...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door
reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
'Now it's time to visit heaven.'
So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a
group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing
the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he
realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns. 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and
another in heaven. Now choose Your eternity.'
The senator reflects for a minute, then
answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I
Mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in hell.'
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and
he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and
he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste
and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more
trash falls from above...
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm
around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,'
stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there
Was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
caviar, drank Champagne , and danced and had a great time.
Now there's just a wasteland full Of garbage and my
friends look miserable. What happened?'
The devil looks at him, smiles and
says.......
Includes:- lawyers- judges- government- police- criminal law - detectiveYou are an intuitive person who admires honesty and likes to get to the bottom of things. Your negative qualities may be that you are nosy, pestering, and argumentative. You'd be perfect in a law career because you are a good debater, a good listener and an observer of details.
Hmm, I think this test is very accurate with one exception, I am not nosy with my personal circle of close friends. I try and leave the negative qualities at the door when I get home from work.
The video Doll Face won the CINE GOLDEN EAGLE: MASTERS AWARD for Best Short Film, Student Category. Watch the new music video for Eric Avery - 'All Remote & No Control' on Dangerbird Records directed by Andrew Huang.
30,000 balloons will be released across the country by CRC Health Group facilities on September 10 at Noon local time creating a wave of recognition honoring recovery.
The Disease of Addiction
The Facts:
One of every eight Americans has a significant problem with alcohol or drugs, with 40 percent of the group having a "dual diagnosis," or concurrent mental/nervous disorder.
Approximately 27 million Americans either use illicit drugs regularly or are "heavy drinkers." Of these almost 16 million are estimated to need immediate treatment.
By age eighteen, almost 12 percent of all young people are illicit drug users. An untreated alcoholic's medical costs are approximately 300 percent higher than non-alcoholic's medical costs.
Approximately 70 percent of illegal drug users are employed and contribute significantly to workplace absenteeism, accidents and injuries, decreased productivity, increased insurance expenses, employee turnover costs and on-the-job violence.
The estimated annual direct cost to our society resulting from substance abuse is more than 250 billion dollars.
It is generally accepted that chemical dependency, along with associated mental health disorders, has become one of the most severe health and social problems facing the United States.*
Despite the dire statistics and the failure of "the war on drugs," there is reason for hope and optimism. Numerous studies have shown the effectiveness of treatment. Chemically dependent people who participate in treatment decrease their alcohol and drug use, decrease their criminal activity, obtain and maintain employment, improve their social and interpersonal functioning and improve their physical health.
Source: SAMHSA (U.S. Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration)
FYI~
Trans Ocean Products Recalls "Cracked Pepper Style Smoked Salmon" LOT No 54933-2 Because of Possible Health Risks
Contact:(800) 290-2722 Monday – Friday 6AM to 5PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE --BELLINGHAM, WASHINGTON – August 29, 2008 – Trans-Ocean Products, Inc. of Bellingham, Washington is recalling its 4 ounce Cracked Pepper Style Smoked Salmon Lot No 54933-2 because it has the potential to be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes, an organism, which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Although healthy individuals may suffer only short-term symptoms such as high fever, severe headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea, Listeria infection can cause miscarriages and stillbirths among pregnant women.
Cracked Pepper Style Smoked Salmon, 4 ounce packages were distributed to three supermarket chains in seven states: Brookshire Brothers in Texas and Louisiana; Price Choppers in New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts and Vermont; and Giant Eagle in Ohio and Pennsylvania.
The product is sliced cold-smoked salmon with black pepper. It is vacuum packaged in a resealable purple plastic pouch and bears the brand name Trans Ocean Products.The lot number is ink jetted on the back panel of the package, just right of center.
No illnesses have been reported to date in connection with this problem. The potential for contamination was noted after routine testing by Trans-Ocean Products revealed the presence of Listeria monocytogenes in one 4 ounce package of Cracked Pepper Style Smoked Salmon.
Consumers that have purchased Trans Ocean ProductsCracked Pepper Style Smoked Salmon are urged to return them to the place of purchase for a full refund.
Consumers with questions may contact Trans-Ocean Products. Call (800) 290-2722 Monday – Friday 6AM to 5PM. Over the Labor Day weekend call (360) 739-4181.
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We spent our Labor Day at the beach with family and friends. I am sunburned and I ate way too much food :) How was your weekend?
My Secrets Survey What's in your wallet? - Ten dollars and various club shopping cards What's under your bed? - A treasure box full of items from my past What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? - My mothers wedding gown What's in your underwear drawer? - Lots of lace and silk What's in the trunk of your car? - An emergency roadside kit What's in your desk or locker? - pens, paper clips...the usual stuff Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? - I can't tell you that, it would no longer be a super secret :0) Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what? - nope What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now? - My plastic grass and jelly bean stash Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about? - Hmm, I am not telling What is your last thought before you fall asleep? - Tomorrow is a new day How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? - Leftovers?? What is that? I have teenagers in my house :) If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find? - Lots of top secret stuff Do you sleep with anything? - nope What is your midnight snack weakness? - Toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich Have you ever you shop lifted? - no Have you ever vandalized anything? - no Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - Yes on many occasions What do you wait until no one is looking to do? - Dip my finger in the frosting on a cake Have you told the truth in this survey? - Yes Take This My Secrets Survey and other http://www.quizopolis.com/">Fun Surveys at Quizopolis.com
These were sent to me in an email and I thought you might enjoy them :0)
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body, while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
***** The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've gotproblems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.''
Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..''How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!''Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,did a bartender cure you?
''He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! '
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As most of you know I love all things cute...Twin baby moose playing in a sprinkler...check it out ;o)
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote."
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FYI
Check out the IRS's Economic Stimulus Payment Calculator here
Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief Albanian : Te dua Amharic : Afekrishalehou Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female) Basc : Nere Maitea Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi Berber : Lakh tirikh Bicol : Namumutan ta ka Bulgarian : Obicham te Cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon Cantonese : Ngo oi ney Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo (catalonian) T'estim molt (I love you a lot) Chinese : Wo ie ni (Manderin, Cantonese) Croatian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim (less common) Czech : miluji te Danish : Jeg elsker dig Dutch : Ik hou van jou Estonian : Mina armastan sind Esperanto : Mi amas vin Persian (Farsi) : Tora dust midaram Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne Finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua French : Je t'aime Friesian : Ik bin fereale op dy Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a) Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort German : Ich liebe Dich I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.) Greek : S' ayapo Gujarati (a dialect of India) "Tane Prem Karoo Choo" Hausa : Ina sonki Hebrew : aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female) Ani ohev at (man to woman) Ani ohevet atah (woman to man) Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon Hokkien : Wa ai lu Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged Icelandic : ?g elska ßig Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu Saja kasih saudari Italian : Ti amo Irish : taim i' ngra leat Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru Kazakh : Men seny jaksy kuremyn Kiswahili : Nakupenda Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem Latin : Te amo Vos amo Lao : Khoi huk chau Latvian : Es Tev milu Lingala : Nalingi yo Lithuanian: Ash miliu tave Luo : Aheri Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you) Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you) Malay : Saya cintamu Saya sayangmu Maltese: Inhobbok! Mandarin : Wo ai ni Mohawk : Konoronhkwa Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni Ndebele : Niyakutanda Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk) Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai Persian : Tora dost daram Pilipino : Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita Polish : Ja Cie Kocham or Kocham Cie (Pronounced Yacha kocham) Portuguese : Eu te amo Romanian : Te iu besc Russian : Y a lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim" (less common) Shona : Ndinokuda Sioux : Techihhila Slovak : lubim ta Slovene : ljubim te (??????) Spanish : Te amo Swahili : Nakupenda Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn Tagalog : Mahal kita Taiwanese : Gwa ai lee Tamil Naan Unnai Kadhalikiren Thai : Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun Tunisian : Ha eh bak Turkish : Seni seviyorum! Urdu : Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em Vlaams : Ik hou van jou Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi) Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?) Zuni : Tom ho' ichema
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared, The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt--- I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So--away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip Every last bit of food that I like must be banished "Till all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie--not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore--- But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
And thought how, as the day had come, The belfries of all Christendom Had rolled along The unbroken song Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Till ringing, singing on its way, The world revolved from night to day, A voice, a chime, A chant sublime Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Then from each black, accursed mouth The cannon thundered in the South, And with the sound The carols drowned Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
It was as if an earthquake rent The hearth-stones of a continent, And made forlorn The households born Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
And in despair I bowed my head; "There is no peace on earth," I said; "For hate is strong, And mocks the song Of peace on earth, good-will to men!"
Then pealed the bells more loud and deep: "God is not dead, nor doth He sleep; The Wrong shall fail, The Right prevail, With peace on earth, good-will to men."
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FYI...
Top Line Specialty Produce of Los Angeles Ca, is voluntary recalling its 12 x 1 pound boxes of "Green Paradise label" Fresh Italian basil, because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella, an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy persons infected with this organism often experience fever, diarrhea (which may be bloody), nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain. In rare circumstances, infection with "Salmonella" can result in the organism getting into the bloodstream and producing more severe illnesses such as arterial infections (i.e., infected aneurysms), Endocarditis and arthritis.
The recalled "Green Paradise Basil" was distributed to Food Service Distributors through direct shipping on 12/06/2007 in Southern California, Illinois and Texas.
The product comes in a 12 x 1 lb box marked with lot # 1219 on the side of the box. Consumers who have purchased the affected boxes of "Green Paradise Italian Basil" are urged to return them to the place of purchase for a full refund. Consumers with questions may contact the company at 1-213-747-9200.
Trader Joe's Company of Monrovia, California is voluntarily recalling 1,000 cases of 12 oz jars of Trader Joe's Pinjur (a traditional Macedonian condiment made with roasted peppers, eggplant, and tomatoes), UPC 00529068, Best By 10/2009. The Best By date can be found printed on the top of the lid. The product is being recalled because customers reported finding small pieces of glass in the product.
Trader Joe's Pinjur was potentially sold from Trader Joe's retail stores in Arizona, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin. Upon discovery of the problem, the product was removed from sale in all Trader Joe's stores and put on hold in all Trader Joe's distribution centers.
The product should not be consumed. Customers should discard it, or return it to any Trader Joe's store for a full refund. Customers with questions may call Trader Joe's Customer Relations at 626-599-3817, or write Trader Joe's through their website at traderjoes.com.
Someone sent me this Meme a while ago and for the life of me I can't remember who it was or what its official name is...sorry. If you sent it to me please let me know so I can link back to you.
1. MY ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car), Borjon Fusion
3. MY DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal), Blue Dog
4. MY SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born), Raen Pocatello
5. MY SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink), The Green Tea
6. MY NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers), Charles Ross
7. MY WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names), Blanche Wayne
8. MY TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter), Whitrock Wichita (No I did not make this up!)
9. MY SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)," Christmas Sweet Pea... Hmm, I like it!
10. MY CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”) Orange Bootie
11. MY HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Banana Willow (you really have no idea how much this name "fits" me ;0)
12. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”), The Sexual Rain Tour...What? It says my favorite hobby!
I must admit this was fun! I am not going to tag anyone with it, please feel free to use it on your own site. :)
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***** The 3 Stages Of Life
1) You believe in Santa Claus 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus 3) You are Santa Claus
I am a strong, sexy, intelligent, candid and loving woman who would do anything for her family. I am a mother of two.I have a sarcastic sense of humor,love to read and I am trying to stay positive in a difficult world.This is the place that I will use to perserve my sanity on the path that is called my life.
"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity.It can turn a mealinto a feast, a house into a home,a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow.~Melody Beattie