Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Naughty Little Poem

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Piccadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".
"It's coming now," he whispered.
"I know." She cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this.."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contented
Sighed and gave a smile
She said," I am glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find...
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Author Unknown
Have a great evening everyone!


N Posted by Rain at 3/28/2007 11:12:00 AM


  • Blogger Lyndon posted at 8:19 PM  
    :-) You cheeky devil you. It was another fun poem to read.
  • Anonymous Rav`N posted at 9:31 PM  
    tehehehehe halfway through I started to wonder if it was someone visiting a dentist. thanks. that was a fun read
  • Blogger Happily Anonymous posted at 2:52 AM  
    Nice...but I'm still not fond of dentists.
  • Blogger choochoo posted at 10:15 AM  
    you're not going to change my mind about going to the dentist. No way.
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