Thursday, October 26, 2006

It's Me, Rain

Hi Everyone!
Yep, this is me a few years ago, he, he!
Sorry for the quality, I don't have a scanner.

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says , "I don't mind telling you at all.. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke.......................... =D
Have a wonderful day everyone!

N Posted by Rain at 10/26/2006 01:53:00 PM


  • Anonymous Anonymous posted at 2:46 PM  
    Ha! Good one.
  • Blogger jules posted at 9:04 PM  
    Does anyone actually use vaseline anymore or is it now all the ky and stuff?
  • Blogger Rain posted at 12:35 AM  
    I don't think vaseline is recommended for sex anymore. I am a ky kinda girl anyways.
  • Blogger Rain posted at 12:40 AM  
    barb, Welcome! Thanks for stopping by.

    Auntie Dixie Do, I forgot to thank you for the joke. Shame on me! I love you!
  • Anonymous Rav`N posted at 12:44 AM  
    *rotflmao* oh that was hillarious. thansk for the laugh.
  • Blogger Lyndon posted at 3:19 AM  
    You cheeky little devil :-) Had me going there for a minute.
  • Blogger marie posted at 9:42 PM  
    How funny! You had me going there for a minute!
  • Blogger J's Girlfriend posted at 10:44 PM  
    Indeed funny. Giggles even at 0640 in the morning!
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