Sunday, February 18, 2007

Just for fun

I got this in a email. Thanks Bonita!


She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.And her husband is on the back of the milk carton


"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a televisionset in her purse."So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked."No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Larry and hiswife JoAnn listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes anddislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"Larry leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girlnotices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is lookingfor a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. Afew minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball ofstring on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons foryour wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

How is your weekend going?

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N Posted by Rain at 2/18/2007 12:22:00 AM


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    thank you for that.
    i laughed my ass off.
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    I love chuckling at men's expense. Funny stuff.
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    lol - that was funny:D
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